Looking for a new Stupid Twilight T-shirt…


With the New Moon premiere only six months away, I’m restocking my booth at the Quilted Bear with my “Stupid Twilight T-shirts” and I want to add a new one. (No, I’m not a hyper-fan, just out to  make a buck.) I want to use a quote from the book. Here are the three choices I’ve narrowed it down to:

1. “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?”

2. “I’m an easy bleeder. It’s not nearly as dire as it looks.”

3. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception…I bet you’d taste good.”

One, Two, or Three? I’m doing “I Like Wet Dogs”, a cute quote about a Perfectly Sculpted Immortal, a new Team Edward, and whatever the above quote is. It’s so hard to choose. I an anxious to hear your opinions, if you have one let me know, even if it’s not one of the above quotes.


  1. I like #2.

  2. I like #1

  3. I like #3, but I also like “Amazing. Carlisle was right.” or “This is about my soul, isn’t it?” Sorry, I shouldn’t add to making it hard to choose. 🙂 Good luck!

  4. I like #1.
    So, I guess New Moon is [loosely] based on Romeo & Juliet, so what if you took a Romeo & Juliet quote and tweeked it to fit the book’s dialogue?

  5. #1

  6. #3…from someone who’s never read any of the books (gasp, I know), #3 makes sense to anybody, whether you’ve read the books or not. It made me laugh!

  7. well, I’m not crazy about any of your options…but I thought I’d share this – I saw a “flare” button on facebook that said, “I want to LaPush Jacob off a cliff! – Team Edward” Ha. I thought that was funny!

  8. I kinda think it should just say, “Bears don’t like to eat people.” That made me laugh.

  9. I like #3. That’s a funny one.

  10. I like the 2nd one.
    And please—New Moon is only 5 1/2 months away. Not six! Don’t scare the crazies like that:)

  11. #1, but I didn’t read the books

  12. Michelle says:

    #3. But I’m wearing my “I would have picked Jacob” T-shirt to the Premiere. It stills fits. But I would have cast him differently… Maybe they have someone else in mind when he magically grows 7 feet tall?

  13. I like #1 or the shortened version of #3. I haven’t read the book though, I just prefer something short and sweet on a t-shirt so one doesn’t have to stare too long to read it.

  14. You should just have a shirt with a picture of Bella tripping. Or breaking her arm. Or breaking whatever else she breaks. Because, really, she’s such a strong character. We need to emphasize that. . .

    Too much sarcasm? I don’t know. . .

  15. Catherine says:


  16. annie valentine says:

    Mel, you’re funny. And Michelle, you should see the trailer for the new movie. Jacob looks…yummy.

    With so many different opinions, I’m not doing any of them. Maybe later. As for now, I’m just going to print off four of my original designs that were only online last time.

  17. Lindsey says:

    Have you done the obvious one… “Bite Me”???

  18. So we can’t vote anymore?

  19. annie valentine says:

    Yeah, I had a cute Bite Me back on the original website and no one ordered it. I went with a cute Team Jacob, a cute Team Edward (both never been printed) an old quote I used last time, and one that says, “Twilight Girls Are Hot” on pink. Apparently, it’s a good seller. Whateva.

  20. I’m seeing “I bet you’d taste good.” with fangs at either end of the quote.
    Hey lady! Call me!

  21. Oh. I’m too late…

  22. That is just too hard of a choice. I like all of them. Maybe #3? Ya, I’ll go with #3.

  23. #3

  24. I still want a T-shirt.

  25. I randomly found you through someone else, & I hope you don’t mind me stalking your blog…You are hilarious!
    I’m not a “crazy”, but I’ve read all 4 & her other book & I’d say #3. Good luck!